:The name’s Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You’re welcome. circa 2000 [x]

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ilanawexler:

Broad City has been filming the last few nights on St. Marks in the East Village; here are two very important images. (that guy apparently accosts them according to bedfordandbowery)

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"I don’t need you to take care of me."
"No, I kinda think you do, Kate. It just can’t be me."

A+ casting

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Your ass looks incredible! And your head and body too!

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I got tagged by milkradio!

Rules

  1. Always post the rules
  2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write your 11 new questions.
  3. Tag 11 people.
  4. Tell them you’ve tagged them.
  5. @ me so I can see your answer

1. What’s on your dance party playlist?

According to my most recent one - 90s pop, a lot of Phoenix apparently, Bruce Springsteen, Kanye and such stalwarts as Ginuwine, R. Kelly and Nelly. 

2. What is the best thing and the worst thing about the city you live in?

Best thing: it’s a highly transient place

Worst thing: except when it’s not

3. Give me your best 4 word film review of the last movie you watched please:

Noah Baumbach’s Highball: an undeservedly disowned gem 

4. How messy or neat are you? Are you the type to make your bed every day or do you not care about that at all?

I like to think that I’m messy but not dirty and while I do like it when my bed is made, it’s not my highest priority.

5. Would you rather have to dance everywhere you go or have to sing everything you say?

There are days where I already do the latter so how about the former?

6. What was your favourite kind of book to read as a kid? How about now?

Fantasy! The favouritism persists but I also like essays.

7. How do you make yourself feel better when you’re down?

HOT SHOWERS

8. How’d you get into Tumblr in the first place?

The Great Livejournal Exodus or Where Did All My Friends Go?

9. What do you think your 10 year-old self would think of your present day self? Would you get along?

I think I’d approve and we’d spend the momentary lapse in the space-time continuum playing video games or talking about Pokemon.

10. What achievement are you most proud of?

I once won $50 in a skill tester game at an arcade when I was like 12. It’s been downhill ever since :(

11. Tell me about your favourite outfit please:

PYJAMAS! Maximum comfort, minimal effort.

I tag the following people with the following questions (only if you guys want!): shesarahnades, serenaisis, perpetuallyfive, tomemyxmen, strikerostwinner, lancevance, isyourkettleon, isaidquirky, jintor, recklessdarling, jerseytigermoth

  1. Pancakes or waffles?
  2. What was the last dream you had?
  3. What was your favourite show as a kid?
  4. Is there something you’ve done consistently for a significant portion of your life?
  5. How long have you been on tumblr for and how do you feel about that?
  6. Describe the last movie you watched in one word.
  7. Is there anything you wish you could change about how this year has progressed so far?
  8. Do you have a favourite month? (Is that a dumb question?)
  9. What do you do with your arms when you talk to people?
  10. Tell me about something obscurely nerdy that you’re into.
  11. How was your day?

"'I call the right axe Sorrow,' she said. 'You know what I call the left one?'
‘Happiness?’
‘Sorrow. I can’t tell them apart.’"

The Magician’s Land (via themagiciansfandom)

Show me your red carpet dance.

Dat dress

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norse-bound:

But…this actually is me :|

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bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

:|

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feynificent:

Tina Fey(daughter Alice Richmond) does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]

whaaaaat, wasn’t Alice born like yesterday?! SHE’S SO BIG NOW

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